Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where'd we get him?” His mother replied Read More

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway Read More

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frus Read More

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a mart Read More

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bat Read More

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than Read More

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "B Read More

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm af Read More

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to Read More

Q. How do you make a glowworm happy? A. Cut off it's tail. It'll be delighted. Read More

A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite effort Read More

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment Read More

A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, Read More

A little boy took his dog on a "take your pet to school" day. There were prizes for the smallest, the prettiest, the cut Read More

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Read More

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Read More

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide. Read More

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff Read More

A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through t Read More

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get som Read More

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours Read More